fidget98160:

atomiccatharsis:

I don’t understand like who the fuck is Metatron
Sound like a really lame kid’s movie protagonist all the six-year-olds go dressed up as for halloween
And then when they finally manage to get their parents to order that $20 Metatron lunchbox online they lose it the first day they take it to school and they live the rest of their childhood in shame

You could be thinking of Megatron.

Um…sure? No idea who that is either e_e but I’ll take your word for it


never-clothed:

transparent

never-clothed:

transparent

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seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

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Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.

Magical dragons. It all makes sense.

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sherlockbbc:

ahrensmindpalace:

blood-and-confetti:

rudycooper:

im fucking sobbing

omfg

CANT BREATHe

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

sherlockbbc:

ahrensmindpalace:

blood-and-confetti:

rudycooper:

im fucking sobbing

omfg

CANT BREATHe

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

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silencewillfall:

pizza:

egberts:

silencewillfall:

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you

well well well we meet again

this is the best day of my life

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thatsmypieineedthepie:

more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.

can you imagine how much time it must have taken them to shoot this scene with jared going crazy every 5 seconds

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thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

image

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nepetalleijon:

if this text post gets 100 notes by tomorrow morning i will wear shorts and a tanktop to school regardless of weather. Even though I live in Alaska.

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lordofthemockingjaypins:

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

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